The MILF

You approach the MILF

"Did you hear?" you ask. "I have a big cock."

"Yes, I heard your crude, sophomoric boasting, you cretin. Now please leave me alone."

She will obey me, and obeying me makes her horny.

"Tell me your name," you order her.

"Mary Anne Fournette...but you can do me a favor and piss off," she said not sure why she told you her name.

"Get on your knees and loudly beg me to face fuck you and baste your face with my cum."

"Why I'd...." but before she could finish her sentence, the woman got to her knees. "PLEASE face fuck me and baste my face with your cum!" she says loudly, attracting many odd stares.

"Tell you what, crawl into the men's room and kneel by the urinals, and I may follow you in and do what you begged me to do. Say nothing but 'please face fuck me and baste my face with your cum,' if any man talks to you, then give him the greatest blowjob of his life if he wants. Oh, and you'll orgasm like crazy when cum hits you. Spend the rest of the evening kneeling by the urinals."

The woman, blushing with humiliation, crawls through the bar and into the men's room.