The Kink Test

Mister Mxyzptlk (who I'm going to call Imp for the rest of this story because there's no fucking way I'm writing that complicated name every time) teleported infront of Superman, the hero letting out a long sigh.

"Are we really going to do this again? You know that I keep getting you to say your name, right? Why not just go and bother another hero? I'm sure my friend Batman would love to deal with you."

"Ha ha ha, as if I'll try messing with that weirdo. He probably has some strange technic from the monks to make me disappear without saying my name! No, Sir! I'll-"

"Why would he try to say your name? It's way too tough to pronounce."

"No, it's not him that has to say me name! It's me! And it's not tough to pronounce! It's pronounced-... Nice try, I'm not falling for that a forth time! Now like, Mister, I'm here as a favor. You can say that we're enemies but just this once, we'll be lads. Buds even! See, I want to stick around for a while and you don't want me causing chaos around your life so how about a deal?"

After poking Clark around the head a few times, he continued, "In this other world, there's something called the Sexuality & Kink Test. Now, I won't make you do the sexuality part, but I want you to do the kink part. Basically engage in a bunch of kinks with different girls. Once the test is complete, I'll disappear and the girls will forget all the perverted things that you did to them during the test!"

"And why exactly would I agree to that? And what do you even get out of it?"

"W-What do I get out of it?! I get to stay on this world longer than a few minutes! I also get to watch you act like a perv to some very attractive women! And I have a feeling that you'll agree. First off, it's a way to guarantee that you'll get rid of me. I won't even return for years if that makes the offer more appealing! Second, why not agree? Everyone will forget once it's over. The only person that will know what happened is me and you! You can even use the test to your knowledge. Maybe you spank that Lois girl as part of your test. Turns out that she likes it so you decide to introduce spankings into your sex life with her!"

"Plus, this lets you experiment with some people that you might've not had a chance to before. That cousin of yours is quite a looker after all. You could fuck her brains out during the test and she'd forget about it once it's over! So what do you say?"

Clark leaned against the wall, watching people walk by in the hall. As usual when the Imp was around, no one could hear the two talking. At the moment though, he didn't speak. He just thought. He had a list of ideas on how to deal with the Imp and to trick him into saying his name... But eventually that list will run out. Getting rid of the Imp for ten years would be a welcome break... By that point, the Imp might even move on and bother someone else.

And if no one is going to remember the test anyways then maybe it won't be so bad...

"Alright, you got a deal."

"Perfect! Just keep in mind that it's too late to back out now! Even if you make me say my name twice, I'm stuck here until you complete the kink test and if you stop doing the tests on it...Well, I'll just have to cause enough chaos to make you continue it. Also, no doing all these tests on Lois in private. You can do a few on her, but most will have to be on the other heros you know and sometimes even take place in public. Can't make things too easy after all. "