The Kardashians

John pretended to be a photographer doing a photoshoot so he could attract a model to chip to his store.

Soon, all five Kardashian sisters enter his shop.

"Ah, hello, ladies," John said. "You all look lovely today."

"Thanks," Kim said. "We're here for the photoshoot."

"Thought so," John said. "Just put these on your necks before we start."

He handed them some chips.

"What are these?" Khloe asked.

"Something special for the shoot," John said, hoping these stupid sluts would believe him and put the chips in their necks.

"Oh, okay," Kylie said. Then all of them stuck the chips in their necks.

Soon, all five of them stood blankly at attention. Now robots for John to command.