The Hairy Truth About Curses

"Touch Her down there, and you're dead!" Ranma threatened with a vehemence that surprised even him!

"Stupid punk! I have to touch her to shave this ugly bush!" Happosai said with equal vehemence!

"Her bush is NOT ugly!! -What??!" Ranma blinked. Thinking it may be a ruse, he cautiously, ready to fight at an instance's notice, went to where he could get a better view of the redhead's pussy.

It was true! She had a dense patch of very red pubic hair! "How?? I never had any hair down there!?" He realized that, like when she was his body, he had been avoiding looking at her pussy. For several reasons, including not wanting to be tempted to try it out. *Groan* His dick would now start reminding him He was there!

"You really are hopeless! It's a curse! It doesn't want you happy! The accessories are always what would annoy you the most! Look!" And the old goat ran his hand up along a leg. Kuno freaked as shivers of disgust ran up through her. She hurriedly stepped away from him, and Ranma was ready to keep the bra-bound redhead from falling into the pond.

"She's got hair there, too?" He then looked down at his male body, trying to remember what her body looked like on him.

"Hopeless! Let me spell it out, Stupid!" Happosai said, wiping his hand on his Hello Kitty loincloth. "You associate hair with manliness! It always _annoyed _you that when a girl you had less hair! When people saw you naked, you were afraid that everybody thought you shaved and waxed your pits, legs, and pussy!" Ranma turned red remembering. It was true.

"So why does Kuno have hair in all those places?! Wait! I know!" Ranma was now angry at the guy in Her body. "Havin' hair would annoy an exhibitionist!"