The Family etc.

Lord Kenneth ‘Wickers’ Foskett (44)

The Earl of High Wycombe is a post-impressionist artist associated with the Bloomsbury Group. He experiments sexually, always fucks his models, and believes in free love. Most of the choices in the house come from his philosophy, e.g. only employing beautiful servants, and his wicked sense of humour, e.g. tiny shared guest bathrooms. He has dark hair and a beard.

Lady Darcey Foskett (42)

The Countess of High Wycombe is a **** taking experimental novelist, who modelled for Kenneth when she was young and blew his mind. It was her that insisted on an open marriage, after she was finished with having children, to little opposition. She has blonde hair and is outstandingly beautiful.

Lord Claude Foskett (24)

As the earl’s eldest son, he goes under the title of The Viscount of High Wycombe. He was an army officer during WWI, in which he lost an arm and suffered shell shock. Consequently he hates the outside world and will not leave the estate, spending most of the day writing poetry inspired by his wartime experiences. He has dark hair and a facial scar but can still attract the ladies.

Lady Christina 'Tina' Foskett (23)

Also a poet who looks after Claude with whom she is very close, which explains why she still lives at home. Following her wartime experiences as a nurse, she sometimes works at the local sanatorium. Due to an uncanny inheritance of her mother’s looks and her caring nature, men fall instantly in love with her. She has luscious auburn hair.

Lady Edmonia 'Mona' Foskett (21)

This daring motorcyclist is a campaigner for women’s rights and a genius just out of Oxford. Often dresses like a man but, in addition to an obvious taste for other women, she is easily swayed by men who agree with her. She has short naturally dark hair but dyes it a variety of colours.

The Honourable Percival 'Percy' Foskett (20)

A dedicated hedonist, the younger son attends Oxford during weekdays at term time. However he always returns home for the weekends, often with friends of either sex in tow. The only one who knows just how close Claude and Christina are, he fantasizes about ‘doing’ his sisters. No servant is safe from his advances. A pet peeve of his is that, while all other members of the family are addressed as Lord or Lady, he is simply called Mister. He has blonde hair and is taller than his brother and father.

Lady Angelica 'Angel' Foskett (18)

An ethereal creature artist who spends most of her time in the gardens and surrounding woods communing with nature. Like her father, for whom she modelled on her 18th birthday, she is an artist although, as a modernist, a somewhat more abstract one. She is a wild child who likes getting naked whenever possible and has no time for conventional education. Like her mother, she possesses blonde curls and stunning green eyes.

Francis 'Frank' Chapple (34)

The Estate Manager who not only looks after the books but also collects the rents from the farms and tied cottages. The Countess often accompanies him in his work. He is the source of many rumours amongst the family and staff being inordinately strong with a love of discipline and disciplining. Luckily for him, the Chef defers the punishment of her staff to him. He is devilishly handsome with a roguish moustache and dark brown eyes.

Ada Love (30)

The live in companion, whose official job is as a chaperone to the daughters of the house, was originally the Nanny to the 3 younger children. When the previous Governess left, the Countess realised that she was extremely well educated so she was assigned the role. In reality she acts as a sounding board for the family. She was an inspiration to Edmonia and a distraction to the Earl. She has a jet black ponytail pulled very tight.