The Esteemed Lady of Hinterwald Keep

You are a noblewoman based out of Hinterwald Keep. Your ancient bovine house has long ruled over the rural farmlands, and you have lived your entire life accustomed to no small amount of privilege. As a member of the nobility you are free to rule your lands with an iron fist; you also have the freedom to be merciful to your subjects.

Some misguided souls believe that cows are prey animals -- what would they say about you, then? Sure, you may look ****: you're all jiggling flesh and curves, straining the fabric of your fancy dresses. But you know that you wield absolute power over the lives of everyone in this land.