The Cute Cashier

I head to the grocery store(yes, the mall had a grocery store in it. I was in THAT part of town), and snapped a photo of the cashier.

"Can I help you, sir?"she asked.

"Yes," I said. "My name is John Doe, and I want you to be my live-in girlfriend and personal cum dump."

"Okay!" the cashier said, almost too happily.

"What's your name?"

"Stephanie, but my friends call me Steph."

"Okay, Steph," I said. "Now, recite your girlfriend/cum dump rules."

"Oh, um," Steph said. "I don't remember them."

"No worries," I said. "I'll explain them to you, but don't forget them."