The BBW Face Sitting World Cup

You open your eyes. You are in a stadium full of people.
They are all cheering. The banner above you reads:
"The 14th annual BBW Man Crushing World Cup"

A gorgeous slim blonde has the microphone in the middle of the arena,
which then slowly fills up with people: "Our next event is called 'Squash 'em good!"

There will be four teams of four women and ten men in each Quarter Final.

The first quarter final is between Japan, Samoa, Canada and South Africa.

The object of the game is to get more points than any other team. The rules are as follows: ..."

You could not believe what you were hearing, who you were seeing, the 16 ladies in the 1st QF must have weighed around 470 lbs each on average. And considering this, they were especially gorgeous, which is a unique combination! This was going to be a real treat! Curious about the scoring system, you listen again:

"Each team supllies ten men to be squashed in each rubber of this sport. During the catwalk walk earlier, each man was **** to choose his top four most beautiful of the twelve of these sixteen girls that are not from the same country as they are (without knowing who came from which country), of which three had to be among the heavier half of them and two among the heaviest three. Then working our way down their pick-list from the top, each male is then allocated to the first opponent country that he picked twice, and nearly always to the two specific ladies he chose.

The allocation in this Quarter Final is as follows: 12 men have chosen the girls from Japan, twelve have chosen Samoan ladies, six have chosen Canadian darlings, and 12 have selected South African beauties.

This means that the number of points each country is elligible to score varies according to how many men have chosen them before this event. The men from all four of these teams are criminals from the prisons."

You could not believe your eyes! It was Lisa! The 500-pound girl you loved, who was not afraid of her weight. She was one of the competitors in this quarter final match. Wow! And how amazing did she look in her outfit? Incredible! What an amazing feeling it was to see her in something like this! Simply ravishing 7 ever so sexy!

The announcer continues: "The scoring in 'Squash 'em good is as follows:

The ladies get one hundred points for elegantly, femininely and in full controll executing exactly four groin kicks or knees to the groin & six face punches or slaps; and fewer points if the number of hits or the style element are less than perfect. The males get two compliance points for standing still to receive all all of these, then five points per further hit he takes in a standing position beyond the first ten they endure without falling off their feet, and deductions of -10 or -20 for infringements such as "moving too much and not taking it like a man".

Then each pairing of Big Beautiful Women is to give each male opponent precisely FIVE corner squashes or belly splashes, with the same number of points to be won again on both sides.

Then the smaller of the BBWs is to sit on the face of the male opponent, and do so full weight without the aid of timing devices for as close to exactly five minutes as possible, with same number of points available again: a third hundred for the ladies and a further two compliance points for the men.

Then the males are attached to the ass of the bigger one of the two BBWs they have chosen to go up against with a special spandex panty belt and bra. There they lie upside down kissing the females' asses - both men and women stand to gain ten points for decent audible smoochy kisses here. 

 Then the BBW sits down five times slowly & gently, and then five times with sudden rough falling drops from standing to sitting on the attached male's face. A hundred points are available for each set of five, and two points in total for compliant men.

Then the men are sat on for as close to exactly fifteen minutes as possible each by the bigger & smaller BBWs without a timing aid, with same same number of points available again for each according to timing, style, conformity, control and severity, up to 200 for the ladies and up to 2 for the men.

And finally, the one BBW performs five standing to sitting butt drops on his face while the other stands on him with both feet for a final hundred points each.

So overall each male is worth up to 910 points to the team that "play with" him, 

plus up to 40 bonus points for getting any four of these seven: submiting male tap-outs (which of course we ignore), achieving two KO's on the same man, leaving brown brake marks on his face, two on one sits during the 2x15 minute sit and audible farts, popped balls or rib cracks. And the male can win up to 20 compliance points and up to 50 kick and punch endurance points for his team, though they rarely get any. Once all the 40 men have been squashed, all the points are added up, and the top two teams move on to the semi finals, while the other two then go into the 9th place battle semi finals."

 Now that all the 40 men had been brought out, all pulled out like cattle on ropes that were tied around their waste and necks, the size difference was apparent, and what a size difference it was! 37 of the men were under 100 lbs; three of the men and two of the women were beteeen 100 & 400 lbs, and the other 14 women were all over 400 lbs, and some were WAY over 400. This game was certainly going to use up all these men, and so each team must have (and did!) brought three lots of men along to last them until the finals (or 5th, 9th or 13th place matches), the rest of whom were not visible at this time.