The Avengers

You're in a tastefully decorated room, with a Sixties vibe to it. On a table, you see an ice bucket, containing a large bottle of champagne, with two fluted glasses sitting next to it.

On the floor, there's a white fur rug, with a bowler hat, a crumpled rose and a broken umbrella lying on it.

You hear a door opening behind you and smell expensive perfume but, before you have time to look round, a karate chop's hit you on the side of the neck, sending you sprawling to the floor. You start to get up, but then a bottle's smashed over your head.

"Champagne," you say.

"Real pain," replies a female voice.

You look up from the ground, and see a beautiful woman towering over you.