The "That ain't Kool-Aid" Incident

Waking up I heard banging and swearing from the main area of the apartment. At first I was excited it was a hungry Kia, getting more of what she seemingly needed last night but when I heard Scarlet's familiar voice I frowned. Getting up I walked into the living room, seeing her with half the fridge's contents out. Turning she looked at me and raised a sarcastic eyebrow, reminding me I probably should have put on more than briefs before walking out. "At least I'm not the only fit one, whole pizza or not."

"Shut up," I laughed. "Trouble with breakfast?"

Scarlet slammed the door of the fridge and leaned back on the nearby counter sighing, "No. Remember that formula I warned you about? Somehow it went missing."

I gulped, "You didn't notice it was gone last night when you put the pasta away?"

The dark haired woman studied me before shaking her head, "No I ate that entire tin it was so good. Honestly whatever that sauce was...I literally licked it clean." She looked down and blushed, "Calm down there, champ." I realized I was hard hearing her eagerly licking my cum sauce.

That's when I realized something that was off. Was she flirting with me? I mean to the average person we flirted all the time, she was a very coy person who was very comfortable in our friendship. But I could tell she wasn't flirting. But this...she'd never comment on my junk like that. She'd be chill and ask me to put it away. Now here we were with her slowly sipping from her mug occasionally eyeing my crotch casually.

Scarlet then put her mug down, "So it went missing last night?" Oh shit. "So you knew and didn't tell me." She froze and all her playful attitude melted into horror, "You didn't!"

There was no point lying. "I thought it was a drink that came with the meal!"

"WHAT?" she shrieked, "You didn't look at some weird glowing unlabeled liquid and think 'oh that ain't Kool-Aid'!"

"I don't know! There wasn't a part of the note saying 'evil villain formula do not drink' either!"

"I was in a rush!"

"So guess we both fucked up then!" I yelled and noticed her lip quivering. "Look I'm sorry but you guys said yourselves that it's a failed attempt, a joke of science or whatever."

"We need to take you to the lab..."

"What? No. I have work and you know I'm on thin ice ever since I covered for you last week." I turned and began walking away.

"No! I'm serious!" I continued walking before she silently mumbled, "It might be the real deal."

I stopped there and turned around seeing the woman now avoiding eye contact with tears in her eyes. "They were pretty fucking close okay? Like so close a superhero needed to go out of her way to try and pretend it was total shit close. Like a few thugs were suspiciously skilled close. And this shit is science Mike! Even if it wasn't a successful formula that's even more terrifying. You ever hear of the Lizard? Or any of the other thousands of villains?"

I couldn't help but chuckle, "Okay look I fucked up. I will go to the lab with you tonight or whenever I'm not working. But you honestly think I'm going to go Lizard at work?" I saw her composure cracking and finally realized her fear, "Holy shit you think this is going to become some weird superhero and villain origin story. Like some Joker and Batman shit!"

"Happens a lot doesn't it?" she finally broke, tears falling down her face. "You can always get a new job. I can't get a new best friend."

I went up and hugged her jumping slightly when I felt her soft hands rub down my back. Just before they roamed to my lower back I pulled away and looked her in the eyes. She was lost in her fears, looking back dreamily. "I'm fine. If anything it was basically caffeine, just had a bunch of energy and crashed. I'll call you when I'm done at work and I will try and finish early. You send me any superhero pics?"

"Yeah..."

With that I got ready for work, ignoring her sad eyes watching me time to time and walked out the door. The moment my door opened I heard another door beside me hastily open. Leaning against the doorframe was Kia smiling. "Hey," she said cutely but her eyes, clothes and posture said anything but cute. She only wore underwear but had a face of expertly applied makeup, her busty chest was full on display as well as her athletic model body. "Doing anything?"

"Uh," I stammered staring at her amazing body and getting a giggle and sway as a response. "I was on my way to work."

Kia winked, "Was?" Before I could answer she slowly turned and sauntered into her apartment while eyeing me, letting me watch her bubble butt sway inside. I will be honest I wasn't sure if I had planned on following her or not, I just found myself inside her apartment. For the past year Kia wore nothing but sweaters, jackets and loose fitting pants, barely even brushing her own hair let alone a spot of makeup. She was invested in nothing but school and now seeing her almost naked done up, I felt myself growing hot.

"You uh-you look good, Kia," I managed which got me another cute giggle. "I mean like, usually you hide yourself."

Kia gave me a coy smile and rolled her eyes, "Yeah, I dunno. Last night I was just studying and I was thinking why study illnesses and human reactions to stimuli when it is super boring? Like cool I know why the common cold sucks but it doesn't change that it sucks. I was looking over at my study buddy and thinking of stimuli and how maybe I could be stimuli instead of studying it. I worked hard to make a lot of money but I have a body that is so hot I have to hide it from the world just to go to school without distractions!" With hindsight I now realize how weird the logic was there but in the moment she had grabbed her shoulder straps and pulled them, shaking her big tits at me.

I could do nothing but nod during all of this.

Kia stopped and slowly crawled onto the couch, showing every delicious curve of her body one moment at a time. "Why help all these stupid guys study for free? So from now on I get 200 bucks every study session from a guy. Also setting up a tik tok and onlyfans account as well. Probably will make more money than being a scientist anyway." Kia then gave me a wicked look, "Did you hear me last night?"

I clumsily walked over, trying to help my body focus on breathing and pumping blood. I blushed, "Uh, yeah."

Another melodic giggle, "Mhmm I was hoping. Did you think of me?" Her hands reached up and began rubbing my thighs. I groaned and nodded weakly. "Did you touch yourself while you heard me get fucked?"

The nineteen year old college student must have been taught how to tease by the devil himself because I was feeling myself break from the inside. I honestly thought I was going to die, explode from how sensual the experience was. Her hands brushed against the head of my dick and she jumped, "Oooh, bigger than I thought. Didn't mean to touch it so soon." Then she returned to my thighs, her face inches from my crotch looking up at me. "Didn't answer my question."

I nodded again. She studied me.

"What else did you do? You seem embarrassed."

"I...uh...came in my roommate's pasta while jerking it to you." I felt defeated, humiliated. But if it was for the slightest chance at this sexy fantasy of mine it would be worth it.

Kia's eyes sparkled and her grin widened, "Did she eat it?"

I sighed, "Whole thing. Loved it. Licked it clean." I paused. "It was so hot."

"I bet. I can't believe you trusted me to tell me that," Kia's voice was lathered in amusement, like a snake surrounding it's prey, "Could scare a girl off saying something as perverted as that!" I panicked but saw her excited expression, "Good thing I'm a complete perv. Wish I watched it myself. Maybe she's a cum slut deep down?" At that she grasped my rod and slowly began rubbing it through my work pants, cutting off my response and making me groan. "Come on admit it. You two are friends but last night's yelling wasn't about how she was dressing was it?" Shit she heard us? If the walls were that thin how much did she know? Her rubbing increased in pace and I looked at her in frustrated pleasure. "You think she's hot as fuck and want to fuck her. But you think you can't so you hate being teased. All men hate being teased." Kia opened my fly and pulled my dick out, giving it a brief kiss. "For the record, you are much thicker and longer than the boy yesterday."

I had no idea what was going on anymore. One point I had cum in my roommates food and now my once conservative neighbor was acting like a total sex-pert! It was like my most perverse desires were coming true! "Fuck this is so hot!" I moan feeling her slowly kiss the head of my cock while looking up at me.

"Admit it, stud. Admit you wanna fuck your roommate. She's so hot!" Kia teased lightly rubbing my balls.

Like a dam I finally broke, "Yes! Okay! Yes I want to fuck her, just fucking dominate her! I'm sick of her being so much better than me and I want to fuck her into submission. I wanna be the powerful one! Just because she's-" I realized my rant and what I was about to say and clamped my mouth shut but it was too late to stop anything else. I watched myself cum early giving a healthy load after load onto my neighbors face and hairline. What was even more shocking was how casually she took the facial. "Holy shit!"

Kia just chuckled letting my cum slowly drip down her face over her mouth and cheeks. "Mhmm. Thought you'd last longer but guess we've been teasing you too long. I say shoot your shot, and if you miss then I can be your roommate. We can fuck every night, maybe a morning blowjob before work? Just as long as you don't mind me selling nudes and barely wearing anything around the house."

I had a dumb smile at the sexy thought she gave me before snapping too seeing the time on a nearby alarm clock, "FUCK! I missed my bus!" I hastily tried pulling my still erect cock into my pants while watching the teen lick her cum stained lips.

"Holy shit!" she groaned, "No wonder your roommate gobbled your cum pasta, your cum is amazing!" Dizzy and panicked I awkwardly nodded before rushing out of her apartment and ordered a cab.