Thank you John, but the princess is in another room

John grabbed the princess and found out it was a fake decoy.

Train Wreck was walking outside the room to see John inside the room.

“Oh shit, I... I gotta warn somebody- Argh.” He said tripped and hit the alarm button.

The real princess was still with BlackJack who was watching the movie with him.

“BEEP BEEP BEEP INTRUDER ON THE LOT BEEP BEEP BEEP WHAT THE FUCK YOU IDIOTS.”

“Hey what the fucks going on out there.” BlackJack said To TrainWreck into the walkie talkie.

“Sorry sir an intruder has managed to find the decoy princess trap, you barely prepared.”

“Goddamnit you fucker need to stop, fucking around this ain’t a game, and even if he finds my office, he’ll still need to the gold key which is in a completely hidden spot.” Said BlackJack

“But sir I don’t think hiding the key in one of many plants is going to stop—.”

“Well get some idiots to help you goddamnit.” He said as he went back to watching the movie with his camera out at the nudity shots.

“Well this movie may have a shit plot, but it has decent nudity, at least Hollywood had some priorities straight.” Said BlackJack as he continued to watch, while the princess struggled.