ThaCat lets it out of the bag

Q: How does an ideal match for you go?

"Ha. Well, first, I come out to some Black Label Society. Gotta rock out before you... er... I kinda drowned on that one, didn't I? Anyway. Me and the girl I'm wrestling, maybe I get the first few moves in, let her know that I'm not going to let her win, because just letting a chick dominate you isn't any fun. We get down on the mat, exchange a few holds, clothes get lost somewhere around here, and things are nice and straight forward til one of us wins. Now the way I figure is most of us would just as soon not get hurt anymore than possible, so a technical match is fine with me. But some heel girl wants to try and kick the shit out of me, well, lest just say that this league's where chivalry came to die."

Q: Do you have wrestlers you particularly admire or lust after?

"Oh lord, it's more a question which ones I don't. And y'know I'm sorry if this makes me seem all shallow, but I do not like fatties. Not at all. Not big on the hardcore dominatrixes either. I don't mind being ruled by a girl, but I want it to be natural, you know? Her skill and or her strength over mine, not a whip and a strapon.

But the best girls in the league are the ones who don't just love being dominant and tolerate losing sometimes, they're the ones that love the whole fighting aspect. Love to test themselves and see if they're fit enough to be on top today, and if you get yourself an upset win they won't hold it against you. Lord I wish Sheana liked men more than she did."

Q: What is it that you think makes women wrestling so successful? And arousing?

"Heh. Waaaay back before I knew about this stuff, I would get on internet message boards asking why the WWF Divas did stupid lingerie skits when they could writhe around on the mat and exchange submissions holds.

I wanna know why anyone would think this was anything other than the greatest idea ever? Beautiful girls and women in direct physical competition for superiority. What could be better?"

Q: When were you first exposed to this league, and what was your favorite match you?ve seen?

"First match I ever saw was oneof the real old ones, Mama Luv vs Kim the Ex Beauty Queen. I only saw clips of it, y'know, and so I was finally trying to think how it might've ended, use my imagination, til I just got tired of not knowing and started actively following the place.

Now my favorite matches are always the ones that go real evenly right up until the end, where there's a very, very distinct winner and loser. So I'd have to say Kitty vs Amber in the first Newcomers tournament was the best one. Liked Kim X/Mama, even though Mama kind of dominated most of it. I liked Melissa's debut, nothing quite like watching a legitimately tough muscle chick like her get fucked up by a ball of fluff like Peppy. But yeah, my favorite of all time was Kitty and Amber."