Text Jane

You roll out of bed a little after noon and take a quick shower, running through the events of last night. It wasn't a dream, right? To make sure, you fire up your laptop as soon as you're out of the shower and run through the program again. It still works! You grab your phone and text Jane, "You're a genius baby! I did it." Within seconds she texts you back, "Good job! I knew you would!" and then in a few more seconds, "I could hardly sleep last night thinking about all the nasty stuff you'd want to do to me. I can't wait."

Fuck. You and Jane are gonna have a freak fest tonight and it's gonna be incredible. You might have to change your major to CS if it keeps leading to kinky shit like this. Stifling the urge to send her a dick pic, you reply, "You don't have to, you can come over anytime you want. I'm free all day. And all night."

"I'd come over right now if I could, but we've got a big block of time reserved at the dance studio to do some last minute polish for the recital next week. Can you wait until tonight?" You're not sure if you can wait five minutes, but since she's giving you carte blanche with the "what" you should probably concede the "when". You quickly tap in, "Take your time babe, I will be here."

Well, you've got at least six to eight hours to kill. You decide to hit the gym for a quick workout and then grab lunch. Afterwards, you head back to the dorm to keep working on your CS101 assignments. In just a few hours, you bang them all out and you're pretty sure they're correct. You have totally mastered Java! Jane is the best girlfriend ever.