Text Hank.

You guess you could always text Hank about that dancing gig. He said he could throw in some extra, after all. **Still need a dancer tonight?**

His response comes quickly: ** :D you know it!**

**I want $300 up front, plus all my tips** You know you're asking too much, but it's better to start high when dealing with Hank.

**$150. and the dj gets 10% of all tips** Nope.

**200. Or no deal.**

The three little dots dance at the bottom of your screen. This is taking a minute...

**Fine. Be here at 9. Got anything to wear?**

**Jockstrap?**

**Save it for Thursday. I've got something you can use.**

Oh yeah. Tonight's the wet bulge contest. Thursday's are sports themed.