Testing things

"Help! Someone help!" The slim Asian screamed.

Wait, what? Had the voice been some kind of joke?

"Alright buddy, let the girl go and vacate the premises immediately." An overweight security guard ordered.

"Wait no, I'm just going to her!" I blurted out and then both the girl and the guard seemed to understand.

"Well geez, why didn't cha say so earlier?" The guard asked. "Yeah, I mean I guess I don't have a choice, can you just get it over with quick? I need to meet my boyfriend at the venders' booths." The girl said more dismissively than anything.

Holy shit. I really could get away with any girl. I grinned to myself and got to work.