Tentacle man.

An attractive, deeply tanned, muscular male figure rises from the pool, the water spilling from his long lustrous mane of hair and cascading down his rippled frame like some kind of sexy waterfall. If you weren't so terrified you'd probably be a little turned on.

"Um, sorry" he says looking embarrassed "My tentacles tend to have a mind of their own and react on instinct, and since most people avoid my cave I haven't had any visitors, let alone attractive female ones, in quite a while. I guess I've missed it more than I realised."

The tentacles loosen enough for you to escape and you quickly do so. You climb out of the pool and go to grab your shirt and shorts (now your only clothing) to cover yourself. You look back and see that the 'man' has turned around to allow you some privacy. His shoulders are slumped as if he realizes that the instinctive action of his tentacles has probably ruined any chance he has of getting you to stay. The fact is, however, that even with his back to you he is totally hot (at least from the waist up). You have heard that the that the excitement and arousal of fear can, once the frightening situation has passed, give way to a different sort of excitement and arousal (which is one reason why guys like sharing horror movies with their girlfriends). It is certainly true in this situation as you find yourself imagining his strong arms around you and wonder what, apart from tentacles, he is hiding below the water.