Tell him to calm down

“Will you just calm down so we can think for a minute?” you say to your body-swapped roommate.

Immediately, Zack relaxes. It’s so weird seeing him in your body. You recognize your facial features, but the mannerisms are clearly Zack’s, as he takes a deep breath and throws himself back on the bed, legs crossed. You are relieved that he is not freaking out, but you still are having difficulty knowing how you should feel about the fact that you are turned on by seeing your own naked body. It isn’t as if you haven’t seen yourself naked in the mirror all your life, but this is different, and you can’t help but be a little proud of how hot you look at the moment.

You push those thoughts out of your mind and try to address the situation. “Look, man,” you try again to apologize to Zack about slurping up his load. Before you can proceed, Zack holds up a hand and says, “Don’t worry about it, Bro. I see where you’re coming from. I totally get it now. You’ve been harboring these thoughts about me all this time, and under the intensity of the moment, what else could you do?”

His attitude has changed so much that you realize he has done more than simply calm down. When you said, “Put yourself in my place,” you not only caused him to swap bodies with you, but you also gave him your way of thinking. You decide to test this theory.

“So.... You’re not mad about me being bisexual?” you ask.

“Mad? Hell, it’s as hot as anything!” he responds with a grin. “Guys can be just as sexy as chicks, after all, and besides....” He leers at you with a lecherous grin. “Now that I can see my body through your eyes, I’m wondering why you didn’t jump my bones the first time you saw me!”

“Fuck!” you say to yourself. “I’ve made Zack bisexual!”

Jana speaks up and says, “I’m really confused here. Am I still supposed to be shagging you guys?”

In all the excitement, you all but forgot the mind-controlled cheerleader. You say, “Just stay there, Jana, and let us sort this out.” You turn your attention back to Zack and say, “We need to switch back into our bodies now.” When nothing happens, you remember what you said last time. “Put yourself in my place,” you say to him. Again, nothing happens.

Realization comes to Zack, and he grins and says, “Wait a minute... I’ll bet you that I have your freaky Jedi powers now! I bet they stayed with your body, which, I might add, is totally fuckable. I can’t believe I didn’t notice that before.” He makes a point of looking down and carefully admiring every aspect of your naked form.

“You’re probably right, so I guess you’re the one who needs to swap us back.” You wonder if he will retain his newfound bisexuality when he returns to his body.

Zack frowns. “I don’t know... This is a dream come true. Don’t you think I could try it out for a bit before I give it back? Who knows if I’ll ever have a chance to have powers like this again.”