Tease

You order a large rum based drink and sit at a shaded table near the beach.

A woman walks out of the water and sees you. She smiles at you. She has blue eyes, thick dark hair, large breasts and nice ass.

You smile back. This woman finds me very sexy and wants me to find her sexy. She will do anything to get me to find her sexy. She is **** to have me find her sexy.

The woman walks up to you. "Mind if I join you?"

"Yeah, sure, whatever," you say, pretending to be bored.

"Thanks, I'm Janet," she says as she sits.

"Nice to meet you," you say.

"Um, thanks. What's your name?"

"John Masters," you tell her.

"Nice to meet you John. You here on vacation?"

"I'm here looking to meet sexy women."

"Oh really?" says Janet. She tosses her wet hair back and leans towards you. You sip your drink. A waiter comes up. "May I get you something?"

"What do you think I should get, John?"

"I find it sexy when women drink tequila sunrises with an extra shot of tequila, but get whatever." You just stare out at the water.

"That's what I'll have then," says Janet.

"Very good," says the waiter and walks off to the bar.

Janet seems disappointed you don't seem very interested in her. "So, what else do you find sexy?" she asks.