Teach her a lesson

You grin a wicked smile that would make the Cheshire cat jealous. “Oh, I don’t think so. You know? When a naked woman asks for your help, you give her your towel! But noooooo. Let´s ask the poor girl to twerk her butt on my face. I´ve been running around like this all day trying to find just a little something to wear, I´ll have you know!”

“I´m sorry? I didn´t-”

“I think is time you learn what it feels like. Have fun streaking home, I´m sure the frat boys will love to see your naked ass. Try twerking at them! See where that gets you.”

“W-what do you mean?”

You grab the handle on the boat´s engine and give it a pull. It turns on. The engine begins moving the ship across the water at the slowest possible speed, gradually making its way to the campus beach on the other side of the lake.

“H-hey! Stop the boat! You can´t do this to me! I can´t run go to the campus naked! How will I go back? What will my neighb…”

The boat gets far enough that you can´t hear the brunette anymore. Ha! That will teach her! The college kids are to make her trek back a memorable one!

Giggling at your victory, you return to the beach. People now murmur at your step, they aren´t very kind with their words. You caused quite the commotion with your fight, but hey! They should look at how the other girl ended up.

You return to the place where the woman was sunbathing, hoping to nab her towel. Drat, it isn´t there. Someone must have taken it, or it could have rolled away with the wind. Back to square one.