Tarzan

You spot a large wooden door, above it is marked "Tarzan". Spotting the familiar story, you make for the door, and as you open it, you are engulfed by light. You wake up, and you are in a tent, you look over to the side, and there is a beautiful, fair skinned woman in a tank top, and a skirt.

" Finally, you've awoken", she says with a bright smile. "I found you on the beach, only 5 hours ago. "I have taken the liberty of examining your health, and bandaging your wounds.

Just after she says that, you try to get up, but you feel a sharp pain in your side, "don't move, you'll only open it up again", she says. You look under the covers, and realize that there is a huge, bandaged cut in your side. You also realize that you are naked, and this lady must have seen you in all your 'glory'.

"What is your name, if you don't mind?", you ask politely, seeing as this woman has taken you in. "Jane, my name is Jane".