Tara knows what she's up against

Tara was wearing her sports bra and tiny hotpants designed to look like boxing trunks. She'd rubbed her body down with baby oil and she glowed in the lights.

"Hey, Wanda... just something I wanna clear up before we start. I see you've got a couple maids and some dude with you, and I'm pretty sure you've got a few more maids hidden around the ring. But that's not a problem for me. See, unlike you, I actually get along with people, and so I decided to bring my three tag team partners out to make sure this match goes straight."

The fans booed.

"Woah! That's not what I meant by straight! I just meant that my friends won't let her cheat. By the time I'm done with her, she's gonna love me so much she'll happily give my feet a tongue bath."

Tara tossed the microphone down as the fans erupted in cheers. Then Amber, Ann and Presto all walked out.

"See, that's why all the bad girls hate Tara so much." Scott was explaining on commentary. "Because she never goes along with all the usual stuff they try. Ann could easily take all those maids out single handedly, leaving the gimp to Amber. Not sure what exactly Presto's going to do, but maybe she's got some anti-cheating magic tricks or something."

"But, like, Baroness is really good at cheating..." Debbie pointed out.