Tanya surprises everyone... in a new way

Tanya looked at the announcers' table and whistled, jerking her head towards the ring. "You two. Get in here."

"I best be gettin' hazard pay for this, Tanya," Scott grunted as he got out of his seat. "I'm too old for this bullshit."
He and Debbie got into the ring and were handed checkered shirts as a formality (Debbie's being the smaller of the two, despite Scott's height).

Mama Luv looked at them in surprise. "I don't think I understand," she admitted.
Tanya frowned and sighed, taking the mic. "Luv, it would be nothing short of a delight to beat your ass into a pathetic puddle of piss and pity..."
"Nice alliteration," Mama said.
"Thank you," Tanya said quickly, but with surprising sincerity. "I've got more ties than a shoelace factory. I could have you killed in the street if I felt like it, and get off scot-free. Luvs can't wrestle bullets, I understand."

Mama just waited for her to finish, unshaken by the boast.

"But if I came to this show that this many people paid good, maybe a little overpriced money to see, and I just had you be ambushed by thugs while I wiped my ass with your face, that's not a show. I'm evil, yea," Tanya confessed. "Heartless, and cruel, and a cheat. But I'm a businesswoman above all things, Luv. And these people want a show, and if I'm gonna bring em back to Titty Slam every year, it's gonna be a helluva show. And what's more, I'm gonna show them why I rule this league, not you! I'm gonna show I can whup the ass of the most feared wrestler in the ring in a straight up fight! Show them I have the RIGHT to let peons and punks like you do my bidding and dance for me."

"That's sweet, really," Mama said kindly. "Glad to hear you can think with your wallet rather than just your black little heart."
"Nothing little about me, bitch," Tanya smirked, cupping her breasts at her confidently. "We've got two refs in case one's knocked out, so no tricks like that. They're not gonna play favorites, one way or the other, or it's their jobs. Got it?"

The announcers nodded, and Tanya handed them headsets. "Can't have this fight this huge without you two and your little banter," she said. "Apparently some people DO like to listen to it."
"So generous of you," Scott smirked.

Debbie seemed quite giddy with the prospect, hopping up between the two titanesses.
"Okay, ladies and gents! You ready to see a BITCH GET FUCKED ****!?!" she shouted. The fans' roar was tremendous. Debbie paraded around the ring, enthusiastically yelling the announcements.

"This match will go on until somebody yells 'I submit' or passes out for more than 10 seconds. No pussy-ass pins or DQ's! The arena is on temporary **** lockdown, so no outside fighters whatsoever!"

The crowd cheered again while Scott smiled softly to himself. "Knew we kept this bimbo around for a reason."

"Ladies! You ready to put your BLOOD SWEAT AND CUM into this fight?!"
"Any time," huffed Tanya.
"Always have been," Mama smiled.
"Then stop gabbing and start fighting already!" Debbie screamed, throwing up her hand to start the battle.