Ah, whenever Kaylee isn't working, she's flirting with the ship's oblivious Doctor, Simon Tam. Sure enough, you find her in the sick bay, talking with him.
"Simon, I think I'm gonna need some more birth control. I've just plum run out."
"Oh, you're on the pill, Kaylee?"
"Of course, it makes it much easier. I can have sex anytime I want, and it's no problem for the guy." She winks at him, and he turns away, clearly embarrassed.
"I'll retrieve you some. Give me a moment."
Kaylee's back is turned to the door, so she doesn't notice you enter. You sneak up behind her, and cover her mouth. She makes some noise against your hand, and Simon turns around. "Is everything alright?" Your arm is firmly around her head, and you move it up and down. He shrugs, and turns back to his job. Perfectly. He doesn't know that anything is wrong, and she does. This is going to get fun very quickly.
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