Talk to the janitor

Alex decides to pursue information from the custodian.

“Fifteen years here, huh?” Alex says. “I’ll bet you’ve seen some interesting things!”

“Oh, you’re not kidding,” says the man, setting down his mop and leaning against the bathroom wall. “Why, on my first day here, I walked into a room and thought I had interrupted a scene being filmed. Three guys were sitting on the edge of a big conference table with their pants around their ankles, while these three chicks were kneeling in front of them, blowing them for all they were worth! I stood stock still, not daring to make a sound or even breathe, for fear of spoiling the scene. Then, just as one of the gals got a mouthful of cum, she got up, wipes her chin on her sleeve, and walked over, pulled my pants down, and started blowing me!”

Alex’s jaw dropped as he listened. If he wasn’t standing in a porn studio, he’d write this off as the mind of locker room boasting that all guys do from the time they are teens, but here in a place like this, it had all the ring of truth.

“So this gal I’ve never seen before is bobbing my knob — and doing a great job at it, I might add — and I look to see where the cameras are, and there aren’t any. The other two guys get their loads off, pull up their pants, and then sit at the table and start going over some papers. One of them turns to me and says, ‘Not to rush you, but we have a board meeting that’s supposed to begin momentarily.’ I hadn’t stumbled into a film shoot — it was just a regular old meeting!”

Alex is fascinated. And aroused. He tries to change the topic so he won’t have to do a repeat of the scene in the alley.

“I’ll bet there’s more than just non-stop sex around here, though, isn’t there? I hear lots of unusual stuff takes place, even without all the porn.”

The janitor looks at Alex thoughtfully, as if trying to decide how much he can say. “Well, I wouldn’t know about that. I’m just a janitor.” He stands, picks up his mop, and begins to clean the floor.

Alex looks at his watch. It seems like this guy knows something, but it is almost time for his interview. Maybe he should just try to follow up with the janitor later.