Talk to Karen and Tanya

Matt figured he hadn't gone wrong asking for advice before so, when the lawyer dropped him off, he headed into the studio and dragged the two girls to a nearby Starbucks.

The girls both wore little halter tops and tight cut-off jean-shorts looking something like the classic Daisy Duke. Yeah, Matt found it distracting. Especially since the two girls were both a little free with their hands. Matt couldn't decide whether he liked Karen's little b-cups or Tanya's C-pushing-D better... both had their appeal and he was ultimately happy he didn't have to choose between them. Then again, if he couldn't figure some way to turn off the FBI, he wouldn't have to worry about that... he'd be locked in prison with a bunch of hairy guys.

The girls got lattes and Matt sipped on a black coffee. After a few minutes of letting them fuss over him and his FBI experiences, Matt brought up the topic of conversation.

"So, the politicians have decided that running against child pornography is good business and, handily, they've got a political contributor who wants to take down High School Hotties," he explained.

"But nobody is under eighteen," Karen protested.

"The FBI special agent reminded me that we all wear masks... which I thought was a clever idea as it gave us deniability, but it also means that we can't prove the actors are who we say they are. And juries tend to convict first and ask questions later when it comes to accusations of child porn."

"Understandable," Karen said. "Child porn is sick."

"What's sick," Tanya said, "is that we're going to get shut down because of other people's perversions."

"Yeah, well that's the way it works. Now, what are we going to do. Agent Smelt says that Mrs. Fellers is behind targeting us, specifically, but I don't know how we're supposed to get through to her."

"Was Agent Smelt hot?" Karen wanted to know.

He shrugged. "Nice figure. Sort of a striking face. Her nose is a little big but I guess she is okay. I decided not to ask her to join the stream."

"Probably a good decision," Tanya said. "So, what's the problem. Just persuade Mrs. Fellers that she's gone off the rails."

"She's Wendy's mom and she hates me because I'm poor."

"Plus she's a mom and Wendy is a teenage girl," Karen said. "Moms get protective because they remember what guys were like when they were teens."

Matt supposed dads could get protective too, although he hadn't seen a lot of that lately.

"Even if you were rich, she probably wouldn't be that big on you poking her sweet innocent child," Tanya said.

"Daisi says that she's got their lives figured out. Wendy will be the lawyer, Daisi will be the doctor. Not that they'll ever work because they'll get married to rich men and spend their lives doing political things."

"Oh, that sounds fun," Karen said.

"Sarcasm much?"

"Yep. So, what are you going to do."

Wow. Matt couldn't remember a time when Karen hadn't known exactly what to do and hadn't been willing to go into detail on how he was going to do it. He looked at Tanya who just shrugged. "I have faith in you, Matt. I know you'll think of something."

That should have been reassuring. He would have been more reassured if she'd given him some hints of what, exactly, he was supposed to think of.

She must have caught his discouraged look. "I've heard," Tanya said, "that your mind always works more clearly after a blowjob. What do you think?"

He certainly wasn't going to argue with that logic. "Sounds reasonable," Matt said.

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