Taki

You grin as you come across the busty ninja clad in red and take a moment to examine her curves, the skintight clothing hides nothing, before checking her stats.

Strength: 5
Speed: 8
Yadda-yadda-yadda-lets get to the interesting ones!
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Age: 22, 32, 46 (Hm...that's interesting. It actually has three different character variants depending on the age)
Height: 5'7"
Measurements: 90 cm ~E
Blood Type: A (Why do they always include that!? Blood transfusions don't even exist in this world!)
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Personality: Just, strict, determined, and honorable. Zero sense of humor. Dominant over her peers but prefers to work alone.
Alignment: Good
Corruption Status: Pure
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Here we go!
Sexual Status: Virgin (Wow, wasn't expecting that)
Fertility: 98, 82, 62 (Why....oh right, age options)
Status Effects: None
Mental State: Firmly Balanced
Driving Emotion: Duty

Those last two seemed somewhat out of place on the list but you take a moment to consider what they might change to based on her experiences...with that happy thought you select your character. The screen zooms in on her face, set in a determined frown, "Let's go!".

The anticlimactic loading screen flashes tips at you:

*Check your characters stats often, they might change!