Take some "selfies"

I pull out my phone and browse on it for a moment. I'm in a locker room. I'm naked. I'm horny as fuck. Why not look at...

I pull up some porn, and start scrolling through. A few girls showing off their substantive goods. Less exposed than I am right now, but much more... exposed? If that makes sense?

A girl sucks a guy off. He finishes on her face. I bite my lip, my pussy aching for attention. I glance up at the men in the shower. One is finishing up and stepping out. I imagine him doing that to me and switch out of the porn hastily. This is so dumb.

That's when I realize I just switched to the camera app, and it's now pointed right at him.

Overtaken by an obviously terrible idea, I try to casually adjust the angle of the phone, holding it right at his cock like I'm taking a sexy nude selfie. I snap a few covert shots of his crotch.

I can't believe I just did that. This is stupid. What am I doing? Sitting here naked in the men's locker room taking pictures of them?

I delete the images and switch to actual selfie mode. I smile into the camera and snap a shot, sure to frame my bare skin all the way down chest and thighs, a corner of my shorts the only thing hiding my furry little slit.

Me naked in the men's locker room. I need to show it's the men's room, though...

"You should send a dick pic, dude." The guy I was just taking picture of says. "Chicks love that shit."

I look dumbfounded at him. What chicks? "Ya?" I try to speak in a dry rasp, hoping my voice doesn't give me away. He doesn't seem to think anything of it. It certainly doesn't sound like me.

"Ya, like, at least 1 in 10 ends with her seeing it in person, ha!" The guy smirks. "One chick even sent me back a pic of her pussy, wrote insert here in sharpie on her thighs!"

That so didn't happen. "Wow!" I nod appreciatively.

The shower stall with the hard on opens up, and a naked guy walks out attached to the dick I'd been spying through the curtain, toweling off. He puts a foot on the bench near me, his cock still half-hard, just dangling there, right in front of me. I try not to react. The sudden ache in my barely covered bush makes no such attempt.

"We talkin' dick pics?" He says, with a grin. "I always try to do it from below, get my face in there, makes my cock look fuckin' huge, yo!" He laughs.

"That works?" I look incredulous, trying not to stare at the two dicks just hanging out in front of this horny naked lady.

"Ya, but, like, he's not... packin'?" The first guy says to the second. "If you know what I mean?"

"No shit?" He looks at my crotch. I push the shorts in against my pussy, as if to show there's not much cock under them. "Damn." He frowns. "That shit sucks." I adjust the shorts again, as if I'm a guy with a little dick pretending like he's got a lot to hide, and not a chick with no dick who does have a lot to hide...

"Ya, I'm sorry, bro." The first guy adds.

I look at them awkwardly. This is the weirdest fucking conversation of my life? I feel like a crazy person?