Take her home with me

What else could I do?

"If she pukes buddy its a $20 fine for cleaning", the cab driver had advised. Luckily her stomach seemed perfectly settled. It was just her head that was pickled.

I live in a crappy one bed apartment, but fortunately, on the ground floor, so, twenty minutes later I managed to hoist her indoors and dumped her on my rather embarrassingly unmade bed.

I looked down at her. Fuck, I had never got lucky with anyone even close to being this attractive. Even ****, she was a 10. I could tell that even once I sobered up, this would not have lowered any. I reached out and sorted her hair on the pillow and she turned and nuzzled slightly into my hand.

Fuck I had a raging horn.