Take a look at what items you've inherited

Maybe it's time to assess your new belongings.

Wandering back to 'your' bedroom you take a look through her closet, noting the slim selection of dowdy clothes alongside the flashier stuff. Most of it's designed to make you look hot, and not in a classy way. But, being a guy at heart that appeals to you.

Rows of shoes line the bottom of her wardrobe, making you think of the smelly sneakers in yours alongside a pair of winter boots and a pair of dress shoes that probably don't fit anymore.

"Girls," you mutter. Still, you can't help but imagine yourself wearing the knee-high boots with the three or four-inch heels.

Sexy outfits, hot shoes, tantalizing underwear... you scarcely notice the time go by, but by the time you leave the makeup selection, dazed and confused by the massive collection, you're surprised to find that a full hour had gone by.

It occurs to you that you don't know a heck of a lot about how girls put on makeup, or do their hair. Maybe you should get someone to help you with that. But who?