Take a bath

You decide it's been some time since you took a nice, embellishing bath for yourself. As you head into your bathroom, you float the idea of lighting candles and all that, but after just a few seconds it feels more like a nightmare of catching your house or hair on fire, or some such. And so you suffice for a bath bomb, from Lush. It was so cute! --But, once the tub is full and you melt it in the water, as it ejaculates glitter and the pretty galaxy rainbow colors gradually blend into a slippery, rusty poopy color, you realize at once that you may be shopping the wrong way. The water DOES feel nice... it fluffs up suds, as well, which is cute as well, but... even assuming all these natural ingredients are healthy, what about this GLITTER?? What's the best-case scenario for what this could be? ...You suddenly worry about getting it in your hair, and cut the bath short there, standing up and draining the water as you shower the... residues... off.

Still. At least your skin manages to come out on top, feeling healthy and smooth.