Take Jacks Hostage! (End)

It was rotten, dirty, and downright dishonorable. Taking hostages was how crooks and bandits solved problems, not law-bringing sheriffs! However...this was not exactly a normal situation. Texas was dealing with a rich and powerful psychopath who had recruited at least three of her worst enemies! Four if you counted Miss Puppet Mayor! And Texas was sure there were more slinking around this factory. She needed to get out, and taking Jacks hostage would also help hinder Rivercrest’s activity here!

Texas drew a breath and slowly pulled her revolver out of its holster. Thumb on the hammer, she stepped out of cover and slowly approached Smiling Jacks from behind!

"...hands where I can see 'em, Jacks. Yer helpin' me leave this damn factory."

Smiling Jacks froze up, stiff as a board. Of course, she knew who was behind her. It was hard to mistake that voice for anybody else! "T-Texas? How did you get out here? And...wait just a darn second...yer takin' little ol' me hostage? That ain't very heroic, you know!"

"I...I'm just placin' you under arrest, Jacks, doin' mah job!" Texas shouted, hand trembling ever so slightly.

Now, Jacks started to grin. "Uh huh...and usin' me as a human shield so those snipers don't blow yer brains out. Pretty sure that ain't standard procedure fer ya!" Jacks started to loosen up again. She wasn't afraid of Texas! Well...not now that she realized how messed up Texas was!

"W-well this is an extenuatin' circumstance! I'm trapped in this crazy house, and I ain't gonna just let that bitch upstairs toy with me like I'm one of her weird mind-bendy **** people! Hell, have you SEEN what she's done to Vivian? I don't like her any more than she likes me, but nobody deserves that kinda-"

FRRRPT!

Texas's pistol fell to the ground as her hands went to grasp her throat. The weasel began to cough and her eyes started to tear up! A horrible, rotten smell totally engulfed her while Jacks just giggled away! She'd been inching closer the whole time Texas was talking. All it took was a little bending forward and some pressure on her gut to stop Texas's plan cold. "Goodness! Miss Gildegarden really has you scared stupid, Tex! Stupid enough that ya don't even notice a chubby rabbit ass getting closer to ya!"

Texas couldn't respond. She was too busy trying to get that awful smell out of her nose! Jacks wasn't as big or strong or intimidating as some of Texas's other foes, but her farts were rancid enough to make up for all of that! Oh...and the cow army too, obviously.

But Jacks didn't even need her cow army this time. Texas was shaken, terrified, disarmed, and already gagging on her stink! Speaking of which...Jacks happily supplied Texas with a long, noxious SBD to keep the air around her nice and "fresh" as she started to monologue! "Ya know, Tex. Rivercrest promised us a lotta things to get us on board with her operation here. Money, brainwashed servants, lessons in how ta do that thing she does with a watch, new fancy military guns...all sorts of stuff! But better than all of that, was the promise of gettin' to watch you finally lose! She had this whole plan of slowly breakin' ya down, corruptin' that cute deputy of yer's, makin' ya feel powerless and alone...but man, yer an easier egg to crack than we thought! All it took was a big ass security team and a little demonstration of what she does and yer already freakin' out! I mean, have ya even MET the people she brought with her yet? I gotta say, I'm almost disappointed it was this easy! But hey, least ya didn't try something reeeaaally stupid, like sneakin' out in one of the shipping crates!"

The entire time. The entire damn time Jacks spoke, she was pushing out that SBD. By the end of her rant, Texas was wobbling back and forth, dizzy as hell, and about ready to just flop over and faint! "J...Ja...cks y...ya don't hhrk...u-understannnd! She's crazy! S-soon a-as ya t-turn mee in s...she'll..."

And that was all Texas could get out before Jacks leapt backwards and rammed into Texas’s face with her butt! Both girls came crashing down, and Texas's head was flattened beneath those fat asscheeks! Jacks snickered as she watched Texas's arms and legs weakly kick and flail beneath her. "Aww! So sweet of ya ta worry about me like that, Tex! Buuut...I'm not GONNA give ya over ta her! Ya think I can't see where this all leads soon as we ain't useful to her anymore? Nah, I've gotten all I need. I'm leavin' Gold Springs ta her! And you're comin' with me!" Smiling Jacks decreed before lifting her leg and letting out another quiet yet oh so lethal fart right in Texas's face. She watched in glee as the weasel's flailing limbs slowly started to weaken till they went limp entirely.

When Texas finally woke back up, she found herself completely hogtied! She was on the back of one of Jacks's cows, and the whole herd was on the move! Texas tried to struggles, but the ropes were way too tight! Not to mention, a quick glance revealed that her pistol and lasso were both gone! Still...maybe she could squirm off this cow and get lost in the herd and then...figure something out!

Before Texas could try though, she heard Jacks's voice. "Hooo wee! It's a scorcher today!" She called, hopping up on the cow next to the one carrying Texas. Jacks's body was covered in sweat now, and she was panting heavily as she grinned down at her captive. "I've been sweatin' like a hog and phew! I think I'm starting to stink! Take a whiff!" Jacks kicked one of her sweaty, funky feet up in Texas's face. Texas could already smell that nasty foot odor, there was no way in hell she was sniffing that!

"Fat chance, Jacks. Now lemme go before I-"

"Bad girl! HNGH!" Texas was cut off by Smiling Jacks's shout. Jacks pulled her feet back quick as she could and rocked back a bit before blasting Texas with another one of her putrid, paint-peeling poots! "That's what you get for misbehaving!"

Texas was left to **** on that stink as her eyes burned and watered...good lord what did this girl eat to get farts this foul!? "H-HRRK! M-Misbehaving!? The hell are you ta-AAAACCK!"

Once again, Texas was interrupted by another nauseating stink cloud from Smiling Jacks's backside. Jacks smirked as the weasel coughed and sputtered on her horrible fumes. "No talkin' out of turn either! You've got a lot of bad habits we need to break, Stinky!"

Even though her eyes were begging Texas to keep them closed, they went wide at what Jacks said. She...she was trying to tame her like a dog! "Y-ya can't be serious! I ain't one of yer cows! Yer not gonna just break me li-"

SPLAT!

Jack leapt off her cow and onto Texas’s, landing ass-first on the former sheriff's back and pancaking it against the cow's back! Her rear was soaked in horrible smelling sweat that made this even worse! "Mmm...strike three! You're awful comfy though, Stinky! I see why Roxie is always tryin' to use you as a saddle! Now...maybe once you wake up, you'll behave more!"

And with that, Jacks unleashed hell. A stream of mind-rottingly vile gas puffed out of her rear, blanketing Texas in a horrendous stench cloud that the poor weasel had no way of avoiding! She didn't stop either. Jacks kept hitting Texas with those godawful farts, even as her own cows started to hack on the smell! It was horrific! Texas had no chance against that smell, and soon everything went black again.

Once more, Texas woke up bound, but she was no longer on a cow. Instead, she was in a brand new barn somewhere! She'd been out so long that Jacks had completed her journey! Her stomach growled, her lips and tongue were bone dry, and she could still smell Jacks's rotten fumes on her!

Speaking of Jacks, the rabbit girl entered the barn not long after, positively dripping with sweat! "Goodness, it's hot out! Gettin' everything set up here has been mighty hard work! I really am starting to stink, I think!" She strolled on over to Texas and once again, lifted a foot to the weasel's snout! "What do you think, Stinky? Is it bad?"

Knowing that refusal would just get her gassed **** again and again, Texas decided to bite the bullet. She wouldn't be able to escape if she couldn’t stay awake for more than a couple minutes at a time! Texas pressed her nose against that sweaty sole and took a deep whiff.

Yeah, that was a mistake. Jacks’s foot was positively drenched, and it stunk really damn bad! Texas flopped back down, hacking and coughing as her nostrils burned from the humid, cheesy, vinegary stink!

“Oooh! Guess it really is bad, huh? Good thing I’ve got you to lick it up for me, huh Stinky?”

Texas felt like she was going to hurl. Not just from the smell, but from the insinuation that she was supposed to LICK Jacks’s foot! No way in hell was she gonna do that! “Okay why the HELL do ya keep callin’ me that!? Like hell I’m gonna lick yAAAAGGHH!”

Just like before on the cows, Jacks was quick to punish Texas’s outburst with one of her own! A rotten, sulfury outburst that made Texas writhe on the ground as she retched and heaved! “I’m callin’ you that because that’s yer name now! And fine! Don’t wanna lick my foot? Then maybe I don’t wanna give ya this!”

From behind, Jacks pulled out a canteen of water and a can of peaches. Texas licked her parched lips and winced as her stomach growled at the sight of that food. Texas wasn’t going to get out of there weak and dying of thirst...maybe...just this once...

Three Months Later

“Oh Stiiinkyyy! Come here!” Jacks shouted. She chuckled to herself at the sound of scurrying as her pet crawled over on all fours as fast as she possibly could! Just like she’d been taught, Stinky immediately pressed her snout right up against Jacks’s rump and took in a deep whiff just as Jacks nearly melted her nose with a wretched SBD! She collapsed in a heaving, sick heap but never once complained or shouted. That had been broken out of her two months ago.

“Good girl, Stinky! I’ll get you a nice treat later! But right now, I’ve got a job for ya! I thiiink some of the feed I gave my cows was a lil’ bad. They’ve been fartin’ up a storm, and it’s really messin’ with the new farmhands! I want y’all to go in there and let em release aaalll that gas on ya, alright girl?”

Stinky nodded as she slowly got back up from the ground, head still spinning from that horrible fart. She scampered off towards the pasture, the thought of escape never even crossing her mind. This was her life now, and she was happy under her beautiful, generous, and really smelly owner!

Texas? Who was Texas? Stinky was her name! It always had been!