THE COW WITH FAT TITS

Albert: I choose the cow with the fat tits.

The receptionist takes a key out of a drawer in her desk

Receptionist: your stupid cow in room number 5

Albert went down the corridor to the right until he found the room when he opened the door he found Mai dressed in a Cow Bikini she was sitting in an armchair in front of the television

But as soon as I heard the door open, Mai ran like this to where Albert was.

Mai: Who am I and who are you?

Albert: Don't you know who you are?

Mai: Noo since I woke up my head feels funny and my Milk Bags have a strange tingling I remember that my name is Mai Shira…. Something, but Mai doesn't remember well, but you're not here with Mai so you have to know things like where I work or my full name

Mai said that with that totally stupid expression of joy on her face.

Albert thought to himself “what is this the receptionist meant when she called her Silly Cow she is so stupid she will believe anything she tells her”