TFA: Go right, to the "COCKpit"

Who knows what could be in the COCKpit? Besides, the engine room isn't going anywhere, and there could be credits or meals in the COCKpit. Walking up into the cockpit, you immediately notice something strange about the configuration. The pilot and copilot seats both have strange projections sticking up from the center of the seat...almost like a ... dick? Strange. Guess the pilots must've been female. You examine the rest of the cockpit and find nothing of interest, so you turn back to the dickseats. They're medium length, around 6 inches and 4 inches in circumference. I've taken bigger in dildos, but these were ribbed and textured, so it could be interesting to try it out. But you don't know who used it last! It could be disease filled.