Suspenders

Kary returns as soon as you finish ordering pizza. She hands you a few straps. You stare at them.

“Are these...suspenders? They aren’t going to cover anything! I thought we needed something to wear out!”

“Oh was that it? You didn’t tell me to make myself something. Was I going to join you with my cock and tits out? Seems like a great way to get arrested,” she teases.

“Well, I ordered a few dozen fully-loaded pizzas for you, but we still need to answer the door and pay the guy,” you reply as you stare at this puzzling garment. “Can you help me out here? I don’t get it.”

“They are suspenders, silly! One strap under each of your butt cheeks...like this. Then under your boobies too...right. Then just put your arms in here and...perfect!”

“Wow! I feel so perky in the back!” You pose for Kary.

Kary picks up her phone and starts taking photos. All of a sudden you get extremely aroused at the prospect of her using them later for...well. Or showing Kerry how you looked while pregnant with her.

After a few minutes the doorbell rings. All wound up, you throw caution to the wind and confidently stride up to the front door with all your goods as erotically presented as possible. After striking a sexy pose, you open the door and hope you don’t scare the poor guy.