Sure I do

You pull yourself up straight and face off with him.

"Sure I do. I wrote the code for this thing after all."

He laughs, "You? You're their coder? Please, I've seen a lot of things in this world, but never a pair of tits like that that can code worth a damn. You're full of shit."

You shrug, "Fine. Whatever you want to believe."

"Tell you what. I'll let you prove you're telling the truth. I'm gonna ask you a programming question, and if you get it right, my guys will sign up for your mailing list. If you get it wrong, I'm gonna spank that cute little ass of yours for lying," he says.