Sure, it sounds good.

You look her over a tad bit more creepy than intended, “I suppose I’d eat your pepperoni.”

She lets out a snort of a laugh. “Jesus dude, nobody actually says shit like that.”

You realize what you just said, “Oh fuck, I don’t know what came over me. The pizza, I meant the pizza I swear.” You can’t help but stammer in the gaze of this small unimposing girl. “I mean, you are cute and all but you are so young. I’m sorry.”

“I’m not that young, I’m 19.” She seems to be trying to look mean while smiling widely.

“19, so I could be your dad, ya, too young for me to hit on. This is just so weird. I was online watching videos, I clicked this weird link, now you are here with a nice hot pizza looking all cute and sexy.” You shake your head, “Ga, there I go again. Sorry. I’ll go get my wallet.” You walk back into your home and she follows you inside, setting the pizza on your kitchen table.

“Gotta ask though, how did you know I was packing? I didn’t think it was noticeable.”

You hand her a $50. “Packing. Oh shit, you really have a cock? I was kinda kidding, actually. This video I watched. I don’t know, I mean you kinda looked like the girl in it. Wait.” You look closer. “Wow, you actually look a lot like her.”

“I do? What? You mean like porn? Oh fuck, did someone make a video of me and post it online? Can I see?”