Superman Returns

Superman and Mindy return distraught at the damage Intergang have unleashed on the city, they stand on Mindy's balcony. Superman with his head in his hands "We never should have left Mindy, we were there having fun and the city was burning, you promised me that your people would let us know if we were needed, I can't believe I let you talk me into this", Mindy turns to him the airhead veneer cracks for a second she's scowling at his almost aggressive tone, "I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT CLARKIE!" she spritzes him straight in the face, his face drops but lifts with a goofy smile, upon seeing his face, she "Clarkie, one of my assistants were in Intergang, keeping an eye on my activities, you know I've always been outspoken of them, I had no idea this was happening, you believe me don't you" she pouts, cups his chin and pulls him in so their faces are an inch apart, "Of course I believe you Mindy" he moves in for a kiss, "good" she says as she forcefully pushes his face away "NOT NOW, we need to strategise, and besides kisses are for when you're playing nice", Superman looks longingly at the lips that were teasing him only a moment at ago as Mindy clicks her fingers in his face several times to bring his attention back to her "You know who's fault this really is Clarkie, Mayor Berkowitz", "The Mayor? Superman" asks confused, "Yes, Intergang propositioned me 6 months ago, they told me that they wanted me to join them, I of course declined, but I bravely met with them" she dramatically clutches her chest "discussed their plans for an all out attack and took them to the mayor", "What did he say?" replied Clark, he scoffed at me, told me I that he and his police **** had everything under control, he even told me that you were a menace and they were planning to make you their lapdog", "How would they do that?" replied Clark, "How could someone control you Clark?, Make you do things you didn't want to?" She sprays him enjoying the irony, "I've been looking into his actions, the law and order candidate" she scoffs "It seems Lex Corp delivered Kryptonite to the Mayor 6 months ago", "Why didn't you tell me any of this?" Clark asked, "I had to know if I could trust you or if you were already with Mayor Berkowitz", he grabs Mindy forcefull, she makes a whiney oooh as he pulls her in tight, "I'm only with you" she smiles as they forcefully kiss she breaks away "But I have a press conferemce at 6pm, I have a pl.." Superman can't resists and kisses her again flying her at super speed to the bed.

Hours later Mindy is meeting with Tempus in the war room "He's been showing some signs of resistance Tempus, if he keeps acting up I'm more than willing to break his heart" she opens a drawer with a familiar green glow and continues "but I need him obedient for the next phase"...Tempus smiles and puts a tiny spray bottle on the desk "the first bottle was only the weakest level, what I have here is a much higher concentration, he'll be putty in your hands", she picks up the bottle drops it into her cavernous chest and smiles, before changing the subject "The attack was flawless" she compliments, "Not as flawless as Clark Kent thinks you my dear, bravo" they laugh, "Have you recruited the Strikers Island escapees?" Asked Mindy, "as requested", Tempus replied "Are the suits ready?", "Ready, charged and waiting to be activated", Mindy lights a cigar and smiles as she picks up a Mayor Berkowitz re-election flier, "Nothing personal Mr. Mayor but I think it's time you retired" she lights the flier on fire with her Cigar and throws it on the desk they both laugh as it burns away.

Superman is in Mindy's lounge distraught again looking at the headlines from all of the papers while he was out of the city asking where he was, later in the week the planet covered his break with Mindy with a series of steamy paparazzi photos of Clark and Mindy in the jacuzzi, the beach, shots of them embracing in the pool, even some shots of them in the bedroom though a gap in the curtains. He turns on the TV and sees Diana Stride "Tonight on TOP COPY", she says as a spread of steamy photos of Mindy and Clark hit the screen, she continues "Superman and Mindy heat things up while the Metropolis cathedral burns..." He turns it off "IT WASNT LIKE THAT!".

Mindy returns home with a fleet of staffers preparing for the press conference she air kisses Clark as she enters "Hello Clarkie I can't chat, lots of preparat..." He grabs her arm hard and pulls her back, for the first time since this old scheme started Mindy is concerned "What is it Clarkie?" She nervously asks, "What is this press conference about?", "It's a suprise Clarkie" she motions to walk away, Superman who still has her arm pulls her back "That's not good enough Mindy and what the hell are these", he throws down the photos, Mindy's eyes shoot daggers through him, she drops the powder puff air head persona, "EXCUSE ME?" she reaches between her ample bosom and pull out the small spray and catches Clark right in the face, he's dazed by it, she pull him in and gives him the most passionate kiss he's ever felt, her hands running through his hair, over his face, his chest, she lifts her thigh and rests it on his, the only though in his mind is Mindy, she beautiful, she's funny, she's so smart, I'd lay my life down for her, at this moment if she told him to tear down the daily planet brick by brick he'd be hard pressed to resist, he doesn't want the kiss to end as Mindy literally has to peel her lips off his, big smile and back to the airhead and asks "What were you saying Clarkie?", "I just want you to know that In love you" he goofily replies, she smiles "I know you do" bops him on the nose, lightly kisses him, looks at the photos and picks up one up "Ooooooh I look good in this one we should frame it what do you think?" as she literally needs to steady his head, he just nods and she returns to her assistants and he drops to the couch.

The press conference begins at 6pm sharp on the lawn every Metropolis news station is there, every paper, every radio station and a crowd of people. Mindy looks at Superman "Remember when when I told you, that you needed to trust me? Well now is that time" she whispers to him "Remember how good you felt when you said that to me..." His mind goes back to Mindy riding his naked torso as her breasts bounced in his face, "Trust me now and you can feel like that again later I promise" she sprays him with the lower concentraction she didn't need him being a dopey mess in front of the cameras, she takes his hand and puts it on her breast over her jacket and moves it around, Superman moves into her, she rebuffs him "Later on honey...", A shout can be heard "We're ready for you Miss Church".

"Good evening dear citizens of Metropolis" she begins, "I wanted to hold this conference to address what happened a week ago, as many of you will know, me and my partner Superman were spending a enchanted weekend away, while the rest of you were suffering the greatest crime spree this city has seen in years" she pushes a fake tear away from her face.

"The fault in this lies squarely in one man says Mindy" she pulls out a Mayor Berkowitz re-election flier, "Mayor Berkowitz, I came to him 6 months ago with Intel on a suspected Intergang attack, he didn't want to know he said his police **** could handle it, do you little think they handled it well?" NO comes a unanimous shout from the crowd...Mindy continues "I came to Mayor Berkowitz with a solution to the Intergang problem and he told me, Intergang would be good for his re-election campaign, when Superman defeats them it will give him something to take the credit for." The crowd boo. "Mayor Berkowitz has lost control of this city, and as such your safety and your liberty, we need a new deterent to Intergang a community effort...That's why I'd like to introduce you to...." She motions to her lawn, where 5 men wearing metal battle suits, with helmets, with steel batons and guns equipped they come on the stage as the people cheer, "My Community officers, they're equipped to do everything from walk an old lady across the street, get a cat down from a tree to stopping the Museum of Natura! history from becoming a pile of rubble"...Mindy continues as The Community officers demonstrate their abilities "I offered my Community officers to Mayor Berkowitz but he turned me down, I think it's high time the fat cats in city hall learn the meaning of Community, so from my community to yours, my officers will be patrolling the city 24/7 beginning Monday along with the love of my life Superman", Superman quietly nods "and furthermore, to show Berkowitz we won't stand for this anymore I'm running for Mayor SO NEXT MONTH MAKE IT A WIN FOR MIN YAY!" Suddenly the national anthem plays, a stream of scantily clad gorgeous models in USA themed Bikinis emerge handing out, fliers, bumper stickers, T-Shirts, and encouraging the crowd to chant "WIN FOR MIN!, WIN FOR MIN! WIN FOR MIN!" As Mindy feigns blushing...Tempus is watching on from a TV smiling.

Later Mindy looks at Superman "You did well Clarkie", "I want to speak to the Mayor" he replies, "We'll go tomorrow sweetie I'm sure he's got alot to think about tonight" a viscous smile cuts across her face "Besides, I believe I promised you a reward" she sprays him with the higher concentration dose and removes her robe, Clark throws her onto the bed is ravaging her body, I could get used to this she thinks to herself, and as she climbs atop his frame and begins to take control and ride him once again she coldly climbs off and moves to the end of the bed "You'll support my community officers won't you Clarkie?" He reaches out she bats his hands away, but he's not having that and pulls her in "Oooh Clarkie" she whimpers, "I love you Mindy, I'll support you, I'll do whatever you say" that vicious smile comes back to her face but quickly dissapates into ecstacy as Clark mounts her taking charge.