Sunrise

I watch the sun come up the next day and stiill can't believe how long i slept. I hang around the RV until noon. I put my pink, purple and blue tie dye dress back on, my floppy hat and rope sandals, I get in the car and drive to a different restaurant on Bourbon Street to try the Gumbo. When I finish my meal I park the car in a nearby parking garage and walk around soaking in the atmosphere of this beautiful city. I listen to the various street musicians and have some coffee at a local cafe. I buy a gorgeous wind up wooden clock from the 1920's at an Antique shop. Then i drive back to the camper to put my clock away and head back out to drive around looking for some random guy to rupture. I spot some good candidates but there ends up being to many people around. I come to this strip club that's off the beaten path and wait in the parking lot out of view of anyone. This guy comes out and i pop the hood and act like I'm having car trouble. This guy approaches and I can tell he's wearing a wedding ring with his khaki pants and blue polo shirt. Perfect, no married man is going to report getting beat up outside a strip club for obvious reasons . He gets in range. " what seems to be the prob Uhrrk!!" I do a side kick landing the sole of my rope sandal right in his plums, i can feel both of his testicles compress as he bends over and his knees bend inward toward one another and before he can cover himself i do a roundhouse kick nailing him with the top of my foot. He is in such agony he can't make a sound as he falls to the ground. I pull him up by his hair and slam him against a nearby wall. I brace him up with one forearm on his chest and squeeze his balls really hard digging my fingers in. I decide to leave him with one ball as i concentrate all my focus on popping his right testicle only SQUILCH!! it pops. I let go of him and he slides down the wall slowly as blood stains the front of his light tan slacks his mouth frozen in an O like he's giving a blow job. I get in my car and leave him to suffer excruciating pain. I head back to the camper.