Suck it up and ask the blond for help, at least she is hot.

?Hey babe, ya think you could give me some help?? You set the flyer on the counter to try to show her you aren?t some kind of weirdo before continuing, ?Ya see, I need a costume for tomorrow night that is sexy, and big enough for me.?

She looks you over with a wicked grin before answering, her gum popping in her mouth, ?Yeah you aren?t the only one to walk in here today with the same story. I gotta tell you we are picked pretty clean, and I don?t know if we ever had one big enough for you.?

?Well where do we check?? You roll up the flyer and look around.

?Come on back here, till this year I don?t know if we have ever sold out of our bigger costumes like this. Heck I might even go myself.? She takes you to the back and points at what you soon realize is the only costume still in stock that might be big enough. ?Normally we don?t let people open these till they buy em but this one is kind of expensive so what the heck come back to the store room and we can try it on you. She picks up the costume and hands it to you. She opens the door and lets you in, ?Here put that on while I get you some stockings if we have some.?

You open the box and see the costume called, ?The sexy bride.? It is a short dress with a closed back and plunging neckline with tons of ruffles and lace to hold out the skirt a bit that still drops to the mid thighs. It also has a tiara and veil that you think is perfect so people won?t recognize you quite as easily. It also comes with long lace gloves with open fingers, a plastic bouquet, and a white garter. It laces up the back and front and you get undressed to your underpants but can?t seem to get it on and are relieved as she returns.

?Nice.? She says smiling. ?Here I can help.? She helps you finish getting dressed and everything actually fits and doesn?t even look bad. The top gives your man boobs a little shape so you almost look like you have a decent pair. ?You look pretty slutty I have to admit, I like it. But I have some bad news. Well two things actually. The first is easy enough, we don?t have any tights or stockings that will fit you but I called the lingerie store here and they are holding a pair of stay up white fishnet stockings for you, right next to them you is a shoe store you can find some sexy white shoes as well. The other, umm, you had better buy some panties and bra with padding while you are there to complete the look in case you ever bend over, and I would shave off all your body hair if I were you, it will make you look way less creepy. I would just take a bath in hair remover, it will sting but it is easier than shaving. Oh yeah I almost forgot I grabbed you this.? She slaps a long blond wig on your head. ?Plus don?t forget the makeup.?

?Thanks. I owe you.? You say smiling. ?Will you be here tomorrow??

?No, I am going also I took the night off why??

?Oh I was just thinking you might be willing to help me get dressed and put on my makeup. I am sorry what am I thinking you have already done so much for me.?

?Hey don?t worry about it, umm I am going to be here till 5 I can help if you want to get dressed early stop by no problem.?

?Thanks but you have done so much already I will just go. Thanks again.? You pay and head to get your shoes, stockings and panties as instructed. You buy white lace panties and bra with a bit of padding without much comment then go try on shoes. Sadly the only pair that is white and fits in the mall is a pair of white sandals that lace up to just below the knees and have a clear base with a thick 2? platform under the toe and 6? somewhat thick heel. Finally you have it all and head home.