Sub-entry 3: Genitals

This final section deals with the primary area and main focus of my studies - the genitals.

If, as I had originally hypothesized, the human penis should similar to the hyporean counterpart, it is a highly useful tool of communication, having a largely separate neural network capable of communication even when the main brain is ****.

Although my task at this point was to render the subject's skin smooth so that he is at ease throughout the experimentation period, I could not help but try to communicate with his penis. My initial attempts at verbal communication were utterly useless. Even at at close proximity and high volume, his penis simply did not respond. In fact, within a few seconds of my talking to it, that excellent erection which my anal exploration had produced had also started to subside.

Next, I tried to use my own penis to communicate directly to it. I moved myself into position for direct contact and held our penises tip to tip. As I moved my foreskin over to complete the connection, I noticed that he did not have a measurable foreskin at all. Docking should be able to work even between two fully bare penises (which humans call 'circumcised'), so I continued, but to no avail. The subject's penis regained some stiffness, but remained mute.

I gave up on this ad hoc experiment and proceeded to cream his genitals, paying close attention to his scrotum, which was given to hairiness even at his age. Interesting, handling said scrotum caused a marked and very pleasing reaction - the subject's erection had returned in full and he was producing some involuntary sighs from his mouth! I tried to determine how this sudden burst of communication took place; but continued examination revealed nothing. The scrotal skin was nothing special and its contents did not seem to do much either. When I tried to dock with his testicles, he simply whimpered and lost his erection. Clearly, something was happening, but it was not ordinary communication. I tried awakening his penis again, but this I docked with my mouth. Once again, he regained the penis erected itself, but only while it was touching my mouth. I tried my best to speak, but within a few seconds, it disgorged its seminal fluid, most of which settled on my face.

This prompted a few ideas which could be researched at a later date. Firstly, does circumcision affect a human penis's ability to communicate, or is the penis simply not capable of independent thought? Secondly, is it possible that the human scrotum is the true communicator?

But, at that time, those questions had to wait, and I had to move on to the next stage of his preliminary examination.