Stuart's heard Gary's orgasmic snorts from his van, and...

Laura leaned against the wall of her new place, shaking with laughter at Stuart's wild tale. As she calmed down, she wiped the tears from her eyes and said, "You never answered my question, Stu... Have you personally heard the Orgasma-snort?"

"Have I? Have I? I've heard Gary's snorts of ecstasy more than once echoing from the back of my Supreme Surfing Van," Stuart said. He pointed out the window.

Gary looked down. Though the snorts were a flight of fancy, Stu had witnessed -- had participated in -- more than one of Gary's orgasms in the back of his van.

"So I must admit it might be the special acoustics," Stuart said. "And now that I think about it, there was something else in common with the other times I heard Gary get his snort on."

Laura giggled. "What?"

Gary looked back up. Laura was grinning at him, her face pink from laughing so hard.