Stroke His Big Ego

"Oh Jake" you say approaching him "Someone as hot and sexy as you I could never beat"

"Just cuntbust me now like 12 other girls you've probably already gotten to today"

You spread your arms and legs and close your eyes

Jake struts over to you oozing with confidence

You don't think you've ever seen someone walk towards their demise so willingly

As you hear his footsteps come near...