Strip, but so does Ben

"I can't believe I'm doing this," you say under your breath.

"Ohhhh, I can," the mysterious man says.

Both of you unceremoniously take off your shirts and toss them in the wash. God, was Ben's body so sexy. His chest was still defined after all these years and was peppered in a clearly, well-maintained fuzz which got thicker as it trailed down below the hem of his pants.

Shit! Don't get a boner! Stop. Stop.

"Oh, hilarious!" the man chortled. Your embarrassment was clearly his fuel.

"Okay, okay. Let's keep this game going huh? It's starting to get goooood."

Round 3

"I like to call this 'who best knows his penis.' Okay, not the greatest name but I'm a sorcerer not a copywriter. Each of you will select another human for the other person. That chosen human will be teleported here and, blindfolded, have to reach into the person's pants to examine their goodies. If the person guesses correctly then that player loses another article. If not, then they just get felt up."

Then the sorcerer leans into to both of us, "psst, it can be anyone. You could potentially forfeit the opportunity to win the round and have the other player get a handjob from their favorite celebrity. Juuussst saying!"

Whoa, I wouldn't of thought of that. I don't even know who that would be for me. Okay, now think about the game for real.

Who would be the mostly likely to guess your dick correctly by touch alone? There was that guy Alex who you messed around with a few times. It wasn't a long relationship by any means but at the time you were the only guy he had been with (recently bisexual). There's a chance you may still be the only guy he's been with which would make it an instant loss for you. But did Ben remember him? The other likely culprit was your long-time ex, Brandon, but he'd been with a handful of guys before and (likely) after you. That would be the obvious choice for Ben to pick but unlikely to turn out in his favor.

Okay, but what about Ben? Who would know his dick? Actually, how funny would it be if I said me? I'd get to feel him up AND I would know it was him so he'd lose. But then he'd know I wanted to feel him up which would kind of defeat the purpose of me not spilling my exotic secrets. Although he may just consider it a winning strategy. Oh my god what if he picks himself too! What if Ben plays around with my dick!?

"Alright boys, do you have a human to select for the other?"

Shit! Okay, let's see. There's been a few girls in Ben's life but really only two names were coming to mind: his current girlfriend Chelsea or his long-term high school girlfriend Amanda. You weren't actually sure how many men either of them have been with but perhaps the recency effect would be at play?

"Okay, I'm growing impatient and both of you are wayyy overthinking this. I need an answer."