Strange box of goodies

“Who was that” you hear from your new roommate Lisa.

“Some pig who only wanted into my panties”

“And you didn’t flirt back or get his number? Are u crazy I would kill for for a boyfriend.”

“No! I am not going to be some object being sought after for one reason.” You shout out.

“Well that’s you I’m going to the store and maybe get that guy’s number on the way out. Do you want anything while I am out.”

“Yes I could use a roommate who isn’t just a sex craving object.”

“Well I will try but I don’t think they carry that at Walmart. You just need to relax and learn to have some fun. Maybe I will pick you up a man at Walmart.”

“Haha funny get out of here.”

You go to unpacking your boxes when you find a small box of candy labeled days of the week bimbo candy along with a note. The note said “you looked stressed and uptight. This will help you to relax enjoy.”

“What the fuck.” You say as you look at it. Wondering as maybe Lisa gave it to you. No that can’t be it how did it get in you boxes then.

you open the strange box and you notice 7 packs of candy each labeled after a day in the week. With instructions only take one a day in order of the day. In order to complete transformation.

You look at the Monday pack and think what the hell I'm just going to throw it away.

You throw it away in the trash. However you can’t seem to get it out of your head. The thought of this candy seeps into and remains In your mind dominating your thoughts. Then you say it’s just too weird as you go back and pull the box out of the trash and open the pack labeled Monday.