Stop for a cig break first

He was pretty sure he saw a wisp of smoke coming from the little copse of trees so he headed that way.

"You again," Lisa said as he stumbled under a low-hanging branch.

"Hey, Lisa. What's up?"

"Same as yesterday. School."

"You look cute today. You dressing up for something."

She looked down at herself. Her pants fit her like a second skin and her top seemed to just sort of hang over each shoulder with nothing preventing it from spreading and exposing her tits to the world... except somehow it didn't.

"You saying I don't always look cute."

"That's it. Usually you bay at the moon but today, oh boy."

She laughed. "Okay, you got me. I just decided to do something different."

"You know, you could be a cover girl for Cosmo Magazine with that top."

"Nobody actually wears what those girls model. They're like click-bait for supermarket shoppers."

"You mean the twelve secrets of female orgasm article I studied won't lead me to romantic success."

"I sort of doubt anything will lead you to romantic success."

"But you're not positive, right?" He dropped to his knees. "Please tell me I have a chance."

"You are a doofus. I'm going to tell you a secret. Now it's complicated so I won't be surprised if you don't get it but I'm only going to tell you once so if you don't get it, it'll be gone. Are you ready?"

"Hit me."

"Girls won't go out with you if you don't ask them."

"Shit, that was complicated. So, you free tonight?"

"No."

"Ah-ha."

"Bonus lesson. Never ask girls for the day you want to go out. It makes them think your real date fell through and they're emergency standby dates. Now, like I said, I don't expect you to grasp the subtleties."

"Nope. Subtle am I not."

"Do not do Yoda impressions."

"I thought you liked 1980s vocabulary."

"Gotta go to class." She stepped under the branch that had nearly decapitated him--she didn't even have to duck--then turned to face him. "Glad you like the rags, though. I thought you might. Not being subtle and all."

He hurried after her. "What about next Monday?"