Stop bein a dummy, you dummy

For an odd reason your hearing the theme from Sanford n son in your head. "What the hell's WITH you John?! Ya got some wierd scent commin of you that attracts shinigami or sumthin?" Grin growls angerly as you finish your story sofar. "Dont blame Johnny for this you idiot, its not like he goes LOOKING for trouble like some people I know." Nel defends your honnor unnessesaraly.

"Here Johnny." Haineko hands you an asprin with a glass of water. "Thanks kitty-chan." You whisper in a tired but greatfull tone. Shinji is blinking in utter disbelief at the people surrounding you. Hiyori on the other hand has somehow gotten into a glareing match with Grim. "John-san...um...your clan? Is..." Shinji is trying to form a coherant scentence.

You chuckle slightly at her bewilderment. "Different, yeah, I know. And you havent seen everyone yet." She blinks owlishly at your remark. "Umm...I'm afraid to ask but... are you.." Catching her meaning you nod. "Yes, I'm involved with all of them and I love all of them with every ounce of my heart and soul." Shinji's face exploads in a deep blush.

Hiyori on the other hand only scoffs. "Oh, Bullshit. Nobodys that loviedovey! I bet you dont even satisfy any of them!" Hearing that Your family and supriseingly even Suzume leer at her. "Wanna put your money where your mouth is, ya mouthy little bitch?" Saru seeths at this insult towards you. "Good Idea Saru-chan...Wada ya say shrimpy? Are you women enough to take this bet?" Shockingly Nel is the one who puts this idea into the air.

"W-what are the stakes?" Shinji mumbles with a worried tone. "Simple if you two can last a whole night with John, WITHOUT becomeing a quivering mass of raw nerves screaming his name in utter extacy you win." Nel quips happly. "W-win what!!" Now even Hiyori is shakeing in fear slightly at the idea. "Simple my dear, your freedom." Nel quips with a shrug.

Shakeing in fear mixed with excitment Shinji whispers. "W-what happens if we loose?" Grim grins evily, Then those two monsters get two more playmates." Pointing at Yoru-chan and Bee-chan whom where in the process of eating a midnight snack at the time. "Wait a minute?! Dont I have any say in this?!!" You yelp in fear.

(Your clan in tandem) "NO!"

Just before the big event you and Nanao take Rukia to her room. "What will we do about Rukia-san John? My dissapearance might go unnoticed by many but she's the sister of the Kuicki-clan head."

Nanao asks witha worried tone as Rukia shifts in her sleep mumbleing about something called Chappy. "I know Nanao-chan, I know.. But I couldnt turn her away, It would have destroyed her." Nanao leans her head on your shoulder and sighs happly as she hugs you gently. "Oh, Johnny... Your to kind and gentle to be real." returning her hug you whisper softly. "I love you Nanao-chan.."

She pulls back, tears of joy in her eyes. "D-do you...do you mean that?" Her whisper so soft you wouldnt have heard it if you where still human. "Yes Nanao-chan, and for what its worth...I'm sorry it took me this long to realise it." You smile softly to her awaiting her response. "OH JOHNNY!!!" Nanao squeals in joy before smashing her lips to yours in a hungery and **** kiss. After a welcome and heated tongue battle with Nanao you pull away.

"As much as I would love to be with you here tonight...I have to do this silly bet you girls railroaded me into." Your deadpan tone and visable sweatdrop causes Nanao to giggle sweetly. "Worry not my love, I've waited this long for you. I think I can wait another night. Good luck though!" Her playfull wink at you gets you grumbleing as you leave for your room.

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Nemu sadly stares at her small and unadorned room before gingerly touching her brused ribs. Tears fall from her soft black eyes as she replays your words in her head over and oveer again, seemingly almost **** to memorise your smile. "...Johnny..." As utter dispair wracks her slim form she calls your name over and over again.

Shutting her eyes tightly trying to bring about sleep a man with a chesire like grin suddenly walks out of the shadows in the wall. "Hmm...seems she has learned what you where trying to tell her Mr.Doe, so as one last gift from the store before we seal you into this world forever...." A blindingly white light fills the room but somehow his errie grin is still seen in the room.