Still nope.

Moonmoon Sun usually shied away from so public a restaurant, but this was the easiest way to round up her girls. The mysterious Miss Ejarmen of Ubiquitron had specifically mentioned an interest in any more big bust stars, and Moonmoon, who always enjoyed a chance to hang out with old friends, promised that she would look some up. As it turned out, her favorites happened to be in the area, and none could turn down a lunch, and a possible business deal, with Moonmoon.

Moonmoon perked up as she saw Busty Breakstone approach. Busty was an unusual big bust star, steadfastly remaining a small town industry unto herself who occasionally traveled the world, and she was most famous for claiming to be able to imbue her massively augmented gazongas with karate powers. On several occasions she had been recorded blasting great blocks of stone apart with the weight of just one of her boobs (hence her name), though it was rather helpful that the blocks were quite weak to begin with. Moonmoon appreciated Busty's working-class style and the natural friendliness that came with being a born hostess to the little bar she owned.

"Busty! Take a load off."

"Don't mind if I do."

"I'm a little surprised you're in town."

"Oh, I'm doing stunts for the webcast of some radio shock jock. A gal's gotta do what a gal's gotta do. So what's this going to make us?"

"I'm not sure yet, but it's Ubiquitron, and I've checked them out. You hardly ever hear about them, but they're huge, they're into everything, and if they're willing to even consider gals like us for some mainstream commercial ... girl, I'm game."

"And girl, I hear you." Busty looked past Moonmoon. "Hey, the queen herself. Tess!"

Tess Talismans possessed, both officially and obviously, the largest breasts on Earth, period. She was secretly worried about what this latest PHRIG development might do to her, but she maintained an upbeat can-do attitude. Tess was the empress of enhancement, famous for the veininess around her nipples, and she did not walk so much as she bobbled and swayed with careful steps. Her top was conservatively cut but her profile alone was devastating. She flashed her big toothy grin. "Hey, girls. Long time no see."

"So what's your big city story?" wondered Busty.

"I'm supposed to be here in secret. Lots of high-paying dates with horny men who just want to be the next to say 'I saw Tess Talismans naked.'"

"Line 'em up, knock 'em over," Busty sympathized.

Moonmoon raised her hand and waved. "Pandora!"

The classic blonde beauty Pandora Perqs was easily the smallest-busted of the four but still staggeringly mountainous to the vast majority of men. She could not help but snicker a little. "Jeez, Moonmoon, you don't have to wave, it's not like anyone can exactly miss you three! If this place didn't have a roof, a satellite would be clicking pictures of us right now from outer space." She smiled with easy glamor and took her seat.

"Your turn," said Tess. "You're in town because ... ?"

"Oh, I've been going on some dates. And I mean real dates, the real thing." Pandora looked off into space and sighed. "I don't know. I mean, time is rushing by, and I keep wanting to settle down, and so many guys are so nice, it's just ... " She sighed again.

Moonmoon chuckled. "None of all those guys was Kane."

"Who's Kane?" Tess wondered.

"Oh dear, now you've got her started," Moonmoon groaned.

"Moonmoon, you weren't there. You wouldn't know." Pandora addressed Tess. "There was a club near here, and this was back when I would be the feature entertainer at all these clubs. So, I go to this one club, and there was this -- man. He was so young, and yet he was so mature, and he was just ridiculously hot. I'd already heard about him, some entertainers told me that they just grabbed hold of him and fucked him, the rules be damned. I couldn't believe that they could be so unprofessional, but I was intrigued. So I was giving this huge handsome hunk of man a private dance -- and the next thing I knew, I was fucking him."

"So? Details, girl, details," urged Busty. "For some of us a vicarious living is all we've got."

"He claimed his name was Kane. You know, like Citizen Kane?"

"I'm more a Kane Hodder fan myself," Busty admitted.

"This man, Kane, he just fucked my brains out ... and he was so fucking gorgeous ... I mean, I'm a liberated woman, I really am, but this man could have owned me like property and I would have been in heaven."

"The American dream," mused Busty.

"Busty, please," teased Tess.

"Wow ... !" said Moonmoon, clearly impressed by the depth of Pandora's longing. "So whatever happened to him?"

"He vanished. All of us entertainers kept an eye out for him, and a vagina wide open for him, but we never saw him again. And I've dated a loot of nice men, really nice guys ... and yet somehow ... " She sighed hard. "I worry that maybe Kane has spoiled me for all other men."

At this, even Tess was impressed, her eyebrows rising. "Wow!" To Tess, Pandora was the true irresistible beauty in the room, and for her to long after a man was definitely an endorsement of said man. "Just, wow!"

A waiter approached them. "And what will you ladies be having?"

"I think we'll all be having Kane ... !" said Busty.

The waiter just had to watch helplessly as the four of them giggled over their private little joke.

(Originally posted to the BE Addventure by DruulEmpire)