Stay in your room.

You decide to stay in your room - you can get your lighter tomorrow - besides you just took your shoes off and don't really want to go out.

You get up and change into your sleeping clothes. You take off your polo shirt and khakis, folding them on the suitcase rack. You pull off your boxers and undershirt. You turn to look at yourself in the mirror - "not bad" you decide and give yourself a smirk as you flex.

You reach down and open your suitcase. You pull out a pair of athletic shorts and put them on.

You walk back over to the bed and start to watch TV. Static. News. Static. Static.

Frustrated you flip off the TV.

What should you do?

You could call your wife Shana, back in San Jose?
You could call your girlfriend Andie, back home too?
You could get on your laptop and watch some porn?