Stately Wayne Manor

Batgirl might not have been a bat, but she was definitely a girl, and, just like any other girl, she had her needs. That was how she now found herself standing at the door of Wayne Manor, frantically ringing the doorbell.

The door finally opened after what seemed like forever but was probably seconds. She'd hoped that Robin would be standing there, but instead there was the butler Alfred, eyeing her up and down. "Yes, Mistress Barbara?"

"I'm looking for Dick," she said.

"I'm sure you are," replied Alfred, "but I'm afraid Master Dick is out at the moment. He and Master Bruce have been called away on business, and I suspect they'll be some time. You can wait in the study if you wish."

"That would be great, Alfred," said Barbara, smiling, though she wasn't sure how long she'd be able to wait for Dick's affections. Even Alfred was beginning to look like he had potential.

The butler led her into a large room, with a bookcase against the wall and a gaudy red phone catching her eye. "I'd love to keep you company," he said, "but sadly I have matters to attend to elsewhere. I'm afraid you'll have to amuse yourself."

"That should be no problem," replied Batgirl, now **** for anyone's touch, even if it was her own.

As soon as Alfred closed the door, her gloved fingers began rubbing against her costumed crotch, faster and faster. Soon she was gasping and her knees were buckling, as she grabbed onto a nearby bust of Shakespeare to steady herself. That's when the statue's head fell forwards, revealing a button beneath.

Momentarily distracted from her mission, she pressed the button, and, hearing a noise behind her, turned to see the bookcase moving. Her eyes widened as she saw what lay behind it.

"To the batpole," she cried, running straight to the one labelled 'Dick', which seemed appropriate.

Although Barbara Gordon was a librarian, she was far from silent, as she hung with Dick's pole between her legs, vigorously rubbing herself against it, her cries of pleasure echoing down the bat shaft and through the batcave below.