Start a match with Shiko the ninja

You come out to the ring with your music playing loudly, waving and flexing your meaty arms for the crowd. You enter the ring, giving a proud wiggle of your wide hips as the crowd variously boos or cheers your fat figure.

You know you'll be needing every pound of it, because you're up against Shiko "the ninja." She's fast and skilled in a few martial arts, and a real looker as she come to the ring in her kimono compared to your tight one piece swimsuit. She bows to you as she enters, flashing some cleavage to show she's not wearing much underneath, if anything. You humor her with a bow back, sticking your big butt out as you know you'll need all the power you've got to match her superior speed and flexibility